Fighting the war against hipsters before fighting the war was even cool.
(via “I saw 2 hipsters talking today…” via reddit.com)

(via “I saw 2 hipsters talking today…” via reddit.com)

Hipsters (are roaming the campus) (by eriatarka132)

@hectordbyrd: How did the hipster burn h ...

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tumblr4men: fuckyeahjordann submitted SUBMIT

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Punch A Hipster Day?: Chicagoist

ablackmage: That would be unsafe.

ablackmage:

That would be unsafe.

brandflakesforbreakfast: as hipsters enter the real world

dadsaretheoriginalhipster: Your dad donned cycling caps before you did and he has the bike sweat-filled brim to prove it. Back when Lance Armstrong was swinging two deep and Velocity was only a term used to reference speed, your dad was hyping bike brands on his head. He would flip the shit out of that brim so all the pedal honies could see his laser gaze. He was raw, unbridled, rolling seduction that left a contrail of masculinity with every crank turn. So hipsters, next time you’re dick up to a bike seat on a fixie, flashing velo gang colors on the brim of your “trying to hard to be original” hat, remember this…You’ll always be training wheels in comparison to your dad. Submitted by Lauren B. Jersey Shore in 1973

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad donned cycling caps before you did and he has the bike sweat-filled brim to prove it. Back when Lance Armstrong was swinging two deep and Velocity was only a term used to reference speed, your dad was hyping bike brands on his head. He would flip the shit out of that brim so all the pedal honies could see his laser gaze. He was raw, unbridled, rolling seduction that left a contrail of masculinity with every crank turn.

So hipsters, next time you’re dick up to a bike seat on a fixie, flashing velo gang colors on the brim of your “trying to hard to be original” hat, remember this…

You’ll always be training wheels in comparison to your dad.

Submitted by Lauren B.

Jersey Shore in 1973

Accidental Paintings of Hipsters by the Masters

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laurbits: Hipster Disney Girls. XD (via @JJ_UY)

laurbits:

Hipster Disney Girls. XD (via @JJ_UY)

putthison: thesilentist: Levi’s latest fit for men: The Ex-Girlfriend Jean — OK, now these hipsters are just fucking with us. I seriously thought to myself, “Is it April first?” when someone sent me this link. I mean… FOR REALS? FOR REALS?

putthison:

thesilentist:

Levi’s latest fit for men: The Ex-Girlfriend Jean — OK, now these hipsters are just fucking with us.

I seriously thought to myself, “Is it April first?” when someone sent me this link.

I mean… FOR REALS?

FOR REALS?

(Source: thesilentist)